Country Mushroom Crumbles
Some free advice to the chef, of an "English restaurant" in Pimlico, who prepared "Country Mushroom Crumbles" for me last week:
The mushrooms in the dish needed to be cooked, raw mushrooms waved under the microwave for 60 seconds do not "cut the mustard".
Some free advice to the manager of the same restaurant, who tried to make me believe that they were cooked and that I don't know about food:
You picked the wrong person to try that one on.