Restaurant Reviews

Restaurant Reviews and Food Musings


Fed up with celebrity chefs drizzling sauces over undercooked pieces of meat? I am!

I regularly dine out and am happy to share my restaurant experiences, and musings on food with you.

Tuesday, July 16, 2019

A Crime Against Nature - Cherry and Chilli Diet Coke!

This is clearly the creation of Beelzebub!

What worries me is why the hell is it sitting in my fridge?!

Monday, July 15, 2019

The Bayleaf Brighton


The Bayleaf Brighton
48-49 St James Street

☎️ 01273 626 900


Eva and I have been to the Bayleaf three times now, and have had a great time on each visit; Saturday night was no different.


The Bayleaf is a modern, vibrant Indian brasserie on the hub of St James Street.

As per their site:
"We are able to offer a variety of authentic dishes from all regions of India to suit individual requirements. Our extensive menu contains specialities from all regions of India, specialising in Tandoori, Khorai & Fish dishes. A private function room is available for private parties or conferences for up to 30 people.
Our secret lies in sourcing out fresh ingredients along with decades of experience in the Indian food industry. Our Chef meticulously mixes and blends the spices and herbs to create mouthwatering dishes for you to indulge and enjoy every time you visit."

The menu has an excellent selection of Indian dishes including the staples such as Madras, Vindaloo and Korma etc.


As per usual we were very warmly welcomed, the service from all the members of staff was (as ever) very friendly, efficient and professional.


Eva started with the Reshmi Kebab (minced chicken and herbs and spices) cooked in a charcoal oven. This is a delicately flavoured succulent kebab, well balanced in terms of heat and flavour. She was more than  happy with it, as it was well presented and perfectly balanced in taste.

She then opted for the Chicken Pathia with rice, a spicy sweet and sour dish, that gave just the right amount of heat and depth of flavour.

I started with the Chicken Milestone, chicken with green chillies and onions. This was splendid, a good sized portion and very tasty.

I then had the Chicken Madras with rice, just the right amount of heat and spices made this a very balanced and pleasant dish. My side dish of Tarak Dal complimented it perfectly.

I rarely have desserts, but saw that the Bayleaf had a lemon sorbet served in a lemon on the menu...."old skool!"..I had to have that. It was great, and the lemon was a stonkingly large size too!

The bill, which included, service, Prosseco and several flaming sambucas came to £110.

Overall Opinion

We are very happy to recommend the Bayleaf, and will most certainly be going again!

Wednesday, July 10, 2019

Brighton Beach Club


Brighton Beach Club
The Milkmaid Pavilion,
26 Kings Rd,

☎️ 01273 206523


As it was such a lovely day, yesterday Eva and I went to the Brighton Beach Club for a very late lunch.


As per their site:
"A fantastic two-floor pub and contemporary dining room that is literally on the beach next to the famous i360, with amazing outside terraces and unparalleled views across the sea. 

Join us for a drink, snack or something more substantial – you’ll find a wide range of tempting choices and our ‘Nippers menu’ will definitely appeal to our younger visitors! 

Thirsty? We offer a wide selection of wines, craft beers and specially crafted cocktails – or just sit and enjoy the view with a cuppa and a cake."
We sat at a table on the balcony overlooking the sea, and were bathed in glorious sunshine. Thus they are 100% correct about the location and view!


The menu has an excellent selection of dishes including, lobster, steak, pasta, crab etc.


We were very warmly welcomed, the service from various members of staff was very friendly, efficient and professional. They well deserved their tip which, by the way, doesn't go into the management's pockets (as is the case in some establishments) but does actually go to the staff!


Eva started with Smoked Hampshire Chalk Stream Farm trout, hot smoked salmon and asparagus, beetroot coulis and crème fraiche. She was more than  happy with it, as it was well presented and perfectly balanced in taste.

She then opted for the beer battered smoked haddock and chips. This too was excellent, the fish flaky and battered light and crisp. The tick cut chips were splendid, as were the Jersey Royals that we had as a side dish.

I started with the ham hock terrine with a dressed baby gem salad. It was absolutely lovely, a good sized portion and very tasty.

I then had the 28 day old Black Angus rib eye steak on the bone. It was splendid, cooked medium as requested. The meat was exceptionally tender, it cut like butter, and very flavoursome with just the right amount of fat.

The bill, which included, service, Pol Roger champagne, a splendid pecan pie, coffee and liqueurs came to £169.

Overall Opinion

Bloody marvellous in all respects!

We will most certainly be going again!

Tuesday, July 09, 2019

Monday, July 08, 2019

Gammon and Parsley Sauce

I bought a very nice half gammon joint from my good friend Derek Stott, of D and D Family Butchers, the other day and had it with parsley sauce.


-curly parsley chopped


-simmer gammon for 20 minutes per pound
-melt butter and flour together, cook for a minute
-add milk on low heat, whisk until thick
-add parsley


It was excellent by the way!

Thursday, July 04, 2019

Monday, July 01, 2019


My good friend Derek Stott of D and D Family Butchers, supplied me with an excellent selection of chicken thighs, pork loin steaks, home made burgers and his own sausages for my barbecue.

It was bloody marvellous!

Monday, June 24, 2019

The Guinea Grill Breakfast

I have to say it looks impressive!

Thursday, June 06, 2019

Sea Haze Fresh Fish Shop Brighton Beach

Whenever I want good quality fresh local seafood, I buy it from Sea Haze on Brighton beach (established in 1994) in the fishing quarter.

Sea Haze Brighton
207 Kings Rd Arches
East Sussex

Open 7 days a week around 8:30am until 3:00pm, if its a nice day they open for longer.

They catch their own fish from their boats in the marina, and they also have a shellfish stall which is opposite the fish shop.

They also do a free delivery service please ring 01273 777007 for details.

The above photos are of some lovely dressed crab that I bought and ate the other day.

Tuesday, May 28, 2019

Rib Eye Steak

My thanks to my good chum Derek Stott of D and D Family Butchers, who cut me these two magnificent rib eye steaks.

As you can see from the dark colour they are properly aged! They also have a good amount of fat.
What do I always say?


I roasted them with a little olive oil, black pepper and two tomatoes.

They were absolutely superb, succulent and tender (they cut like butter).

Wednesday, May 22, 2019

Jamie Oliver's Restaurants In Administration

It is hardly surprising the Oliver's restaurants went under, the growth in restaurants has been unsustainable!

Tuesday, May 21, 2019

Pasta and Sausage Meat Bake

I bought some sausage meat from my good chum Derek Stott (of D and D Family Butchers) and made a simple, but very tasty, pasta bake with it.


-Eliche pasta
-Sausage Meat
-Fennel seeds (crushed)
-Garlic (chopped)
-Chopped tomatoes
-Tomato purée
-Chicken stock
-Olive oil


-Sauté the garlic and season in olive oil
-Add the meat
-Add tomatoes, lentils, stock, purée and fennel seeds
-Simmer for 30 minutes
-Cook the Eliche and tip into a casserole dish
-Add the sauce
-Sprinkle with Parmesan
-Bake for 25 minutes at 180


Monday, May 20, 2019

The Ivy Brighton Early Sunday Closing

Rather disappointed that, despite the Ivy's website saying they serve food until 10PM on Sunday, they in fact stopped at 9.30PM when we wandered in last night for dinner!