Gravy In A Can - FFS!

"Sorry, I didn't order a beer."
"That's gravy, sir."
"It's what?"
"Gravy."
"In a can?"
"Yes."

[looks round]

"Gravy?"

(Pic: @Eamonn_Forde) pic.twitter.com/NkYKmBzpnw

— We Want Plates (@WeWantPlates) July 24, 2017

Oh and btw, the food should be served on a plate not a farking plank!

Mince On Toast is NOT A British Classic

Contrary to the byline of this article about mince on toast, mince on toast is most certainly not a:

"quintessentially British comfort classic"

Absolute nonsense to suggest that it is!